Cunt Hoodie

The “Cunt” Hoodie – Warm, Wild, & Wonderfully Offensive

Snuggle up this winter in the hoodie that says what everyone else wishes they could: CUNT – loud, proud, and stitched into cozy perfection. Whether you're freezing your tits off in NZ, surviving a cold snap in Melbourne, or just flexin’ your attitude in an overly air-conditioned Walmart in the States, this hoodie’s got your back.

Made for the boldest bastards and the sassiest sweethearts, the Cunt Hoodie isn’t just a garment—it’s a full-blown personality in 50% cotton and 100% chaos.

Perfect For:

• Telling the world to kindly f*ck off while staying snug

• Winter layering with an “I’m not here to make friends” vibe

• Birthday gifts for your most feral bestie

• Sitting by the fire being warm and unbothered

• Starting drama at brunch without saying a word

Features:

• 🐨 Kangaroo pouch so your hands stay warm while flipping the bird

• 🔥 Thick enough to survive icy mornings and cold stares

• ✨ No side seams = sleek, comfy, and won’t bunch when you’re throwing shade

• 🎨 Hoodie drawstrings for added attitude & casual cool

• 👕 Print-friendly & embroidery-ready for even more custom chaos

Care Instructions (Because you’ll probably spill wine or tears on it):

• 🧺 Cold wash, because hot water is for amateurs

• ❄️ Tumble dry on medium (not full blast, calm down)

• 🛑 No dry cleaning – this hoodie’s already classy enough

• 🧼 Bleach if you must, but non-chlorine ya filthy animal

• 🔥 Iron low if you’re fancy, but wrinkles show character

So go on. Be bold. Be warm. Be a glorious, unapologetic C-U-N-T.

EU representative: Salty Sass Pty Ltd, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean