Cunt Sweat Shirt

AUD

$50.00

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❄️ The “Cunt” Winter Sweatshirt – Warm, Wild, and Wonderfully Inappropriate

Introducing the Cunt Sweatshirt – the cozy AF winter essential for those who aren’t afraid to own their attitude and offend a boomer or two at the Sunday market. Equal parts comfy and controversial, this unisex sweatshirt is perfect for the legends who wear the word “cunt” like a badge of honour (looking at you, Australia and NZ).

Soft enough to nap in, bold enough to cause a stir at the pub, and just offensive enough to make Aunt Karen clutch her pearls.

Ideal for:

Freezing your tits off in style 🥶
Pissing off in-laws at Christmas lunch
Loud personalities with a love for rude jumpers
Birthday gifts for your mate who swears like it’s a second language

Features:

🧶 No side seams = no itchy nonsense
✊ Ribbed collar that won’t give up like your last situationship
🪡 Embroidery option for those who like their insults stitched with love
💪 Tough double-needle stitching—because so are you
🌱 Made ethically with 100% US-grown cotton (yep, it’s rude and responsible)

Care Instructions:

🧼 Cold wash (like your heart)
🌀 Tumble dry on low, don’t burn the sass
🚫 No dry cleaning, no ironing—you’re not fancy
🔥 Wear often, offend always

Whether you're in Melbourne’s moody winter, NZ’s icy bush, or braving a brutal American blizzard, this sweatshirt is your cheeky armour against the cold and boring fashion.

Because let’s be real—anyone can wear a hoodie, but it takes a true icon to rock the word “Cunt” with pride.

Wanna match with your partner in crime? Grab a couple and be the duo no one wants to mess with. #PowerCouple #CuteButCunted

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	20.00	22.01	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

EU representative: Salty Sass Pty Ltd, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

Color Ash Dark Heather Light Blue Light Pink Sand White Black Military Green

To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.

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