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Cheesy. Saucy. Done with your sh*t.
This hoodie spells FUCK in pizza slices—because nothing says “leave me alone” like carbs and attitude.
Perfect for hangovers, heartbreaks, or when life’s just extra crispy.
Wear it proudly to the pub, the couch, or wherever pineapple on pizza is still debated.
🍕 Bold crust energy. No apologies.
Front pouch of power – for cold hands, snacks, or hiding your middle finger
Drawstring hood – adjust it tight when you're done with humanity
No side seams – smooth and clean, unlike your group chat
50% cotton / 50% polyester – soft enough to live in, tough enough for your enemies
Unisex fit – because attitude doesn’t have a gender
Machine wash cold – because this hoodie’s cooler than you
Tumble dry low – no one likes shrinkage
Low iron if needed – only if you’re into effort
No bleach – unless you’re washing out regrets (not recommended)
Don’t dry clean – this hoodie’s not that fancy
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Salty Sass Pty Ltd, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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